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Santa 'Clause' shows up to save Florida's Teachers'
Union
Miami, Florida -- Yippee! Santa
'Clause' has just arrived for the Florida Teacher's Union.
The Florida's Supreme Court
recently wiped out vouchers for students in Florida's failed Pub Ed System.
Not for religious reasons. I.e., not because students were trying to
use vouchers at parochial schools.
The reason why 5 of the 7 Bozo
Justices struck down FL's "Opportunity Scholarship" voucher program for
private schools was due to a ridiculous interpretation of the FL
Constitution's "uniformity" clause which mandates the Fairy Tale of "a
uniform (one size fits all), efficient (ha-ha), safe (stick 'em up), secure
and high quality (cough-cough) system of free (free? you've got to be
kidding), public schools that allows students to obtain a high quality
(ha-ha) education."
Yo, Idahonians, does all of
this sound very familiar? It should. The Idaho Constitution also
mandates the same type of State Education Fairy Tales as Florida and is
rapidly going bankrupt for the same economic reasons that all government
bureaucracies always go bankrupt. Take Amtrak, ... please. Take
Social Security. Take Medicare. Take Medicaid. Take the US
Post Office. Take all the socialist countries of Europe, Asia, and
South America.
How much more empirical proof
do we need to verify what free market economists have been saying for
hundreds of years? "Managing" the free market is an oxymoron -- are
you listening, Federal Reserve Governors and Congress? -- and the free
market rests upon the premise of individual freedom defined as
mutually-agreed upon consent or non-infringements, not forced taxation for
public education. Education of our children is far far too important
to be left to the statist government.
The Florida Supreme Court
Justices are playing with fire. The citizens of America, especially
the lower classes who are the most affected by this decision and are
desperately trying to escape the State's horrible Govt Education System, are
tired of the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial Branches of government
pretending that we live in a never-ending fascist-economic State in which
Big Brother picks paper money off Money Trees in Washington DC to forcibly
finance its citizens into living in Big Brother's Vision of Alice in
Wonderland, a reincarnation of Mussolini's economic fascism in the 1930s and
40s.
If the seven Santa Clauses
comprising FL's Supreme Court think they can legislate "free...high quality"
Public Education in Florida, then ya-yesss, girl friend, and I wish for a
Mercedes Benz and Porsche to show up on my doorstep next week, too.
Let's apply these same State Fairy Tale hallucinations to other market
commodities such as State Grocery Stores and see long it takes for
Floridians to starve to death on the State's high quality virtual food.
"High quality free" education, my ass.
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