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by Free Market Duck

New Hampshire Primary:  Karl Marx wins again, stomps on U.S. Constitution
(Jan 09, 2008)

Democrats and Republicans overwhelmingly voted for the philosophy of Karl Marx, stomping on the values of individual rights and free market capitalism.

Manchester, NH – Yahoo, girl friends, if the current trend in state primaries continues, the title of the President of the United States will have to be changed to Karl Marx in order to implement all the economic socialism everyone is screaming for at the federal level.

   Let's look at the details of the New Hampshire results:

279,300 Demos voted.
228,500 Repubs voted.
507,800 total voted.

   Breaking this down by philosophical views:

   279,300 Demos voted for Karl Marxian economics.  (All 8 Demos: Hillary Govt Health Care, Obama Govt Health Care, Edwards Govt Health Care, amnesty for all illegal immigrants [who -- due to their illogical religious beliefs -- procreate like rabbits and thus perpetuate the Earth's 8 billion people over-population problem, which is one of the major causes of the Earth's economic, pollution, war, and global warming problems], tax the rich, tax the middle class, tax the dead, tax your feet, tax your heat, tax your ass, Fed Reserve Monopoly Money OK.)

   184,700 Repubs voted for Karl Marxian economics.  (All Repubs except Huckabee and Ron Paul; Thompson on the cusp: Romney Govt Health Care, McCain amnesty for all illegal immigrants [thus overpopulation and pollution], OPEC Oil War in Iraq, Fed Reserve Monopoly Money OK.)

   26,035 Repubs voted for Jesus (Huckabee).

   17,900 Repubs voted for inherent individual rights, the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights, a strong military defense within our borders, no foreign nation building, and a sound monetary system backed by gold (Ron Paul).

   The upshot for the New Hampshire Primaries is that 92% voted for Karl Marx, 5% voted for Jesus Christ, and 3% voted for the U.S. Constitution.

   People, we are totally f$#ked when 92% of 500,000 New Hampshire Americans and 73% of 350,000 Iowa Americans voluntarily vote for more and more federal intervention into their lives and freedoms. 

   Wake up, girl friends!  Federal means national and that means National Economic Socialism, or as the Germans called it in the 1930s and 40s before they empirically shared their brilliant socialist philosophy with the entire Earth as World War II:  Nazi-ism, which is short for National Socialism, the German political party of the Third Reich espousing Karl Marx's philosophy of state collectivism.

   Look around.  America is half way there already.

   Like America today, the Germans in the National Socialist  Party didn't start out with concentration camps and gas chambers.  Gradually, they implemented national economic socialism.  A little here, a little there, until the entire country was completely "federalized."  The forced labor camps always come later, mes amies, and are a natural consequence of the inevitable failures of national economic socialism.  Why?  Because SOMEBODY, as always, must be blamed for the inevitable economic failure of state collectivism.  And you can bet that SOMEBODY will be none other than you. -- FM Duck

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