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by Free Market Duck

Obama/Clinton Kissy-Kissy in pre-scripted Hollywood Debate Love Fest
(Feb 02, 2008)

Oh, Obama, will you be MY running mate for the Socialist Party of America in November?

Oh, Hillary, my own true love, yes, yes, yes, sure I will.  And do you promise to be MY running mate for the Socialist Party of America in November?

Oh, Obama, of course I do.  Smooch, smooch, kissy, kissy, fondle, fondle.

Hollywood, CA – Democratic Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, on stage in a pretend debate at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, CA, stripped off their identical socialist clothing, embraced each other -- politically and physically -- and said, "I do," in a state collectivist love pact to join together to screw over America on a double trouble 'Dream Ticket.'

   Their wedding vow:  Oh, Hillary/Obama, let's tax and spend the crap out of America as we push the nation waaaaay past George Bush's Great Welfare State.

   Totally pre-scripted -- like the movie Wag The Dog, in which Dustin Hoffman plays a corrupt movie mogul who creates fake wars and other media lies for a politician to "save" America -- the left Liberal commentators at the national TV Debate played their parts well as they lobbed stupid soft ball questions for Clinton and Obama to hit pre-planned home runs out of the Kodak ballpark.  For example, "As President, how do you plan to save 47 million Americans who have no health insurance?" asked dumb commentator No. 1, disregarding the fact that it's not the Constitutional function of the President to dabble into the market, or the fact that some 50% of the 47 million voluntarily chose to not have health insurance because they are young and healthy, they can get it free from county government, and they would rather spend their money on other goods and services in the market.  Oh my God, free market choices?  I never...

   Back to the pre-planned softball question about the alleged health care problem:  Identical answers from both Democratic candidates,  "Oh, with a national socialized health care system for all Americans," replied Hillary, Obama, Karl Marx and Mickey Mouse sitting in the Hollywood audience stacked with Economic Village Idiots. 

   And so it dragged on for 2 whole boring hours of a pretentious Liberal redistribution of every American's commodities, services, capital, capital goods, savings and wealth by Hillary and Obama.

   The Kodak Theatre, dominated by a cheering audience of pre-selected left Liberal actors and actresses from Hollywood, roared their approval as Demoratic candidates Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama revealed identical socialist plans to strip Americans of their basic freedoms with (1) ridiculous hundred billion dollar government health care plans, (2) Karl Marx "tax the rich" programs, (3) a "compassionate pathway" to amnesty -- more like a $3,000 payoff to buy "amnesty" for each of the 20 million illegal Mexicans currently in the U.S. (Hey, use your Bank of America VISA card and charge it, amigos), (4) a huge deficit bail out for Wall Street bankers by immediately injecting President Bush's $150 billion "fake free cookies" -- but no capital since the Fed Reserve HAS no capital or capital goods -- into the economy, and (5) a plethora of other absurd government interventions into what's left of the free market.

   When asked by dumb commentator No. 2, CNN's Wolf Blitzer, right on cue, "Yo, would you two love birds consider running on a joint 'Dream Ticket' of Hillary/Obama or Obama/Hillary in the November elections?" the two socialist clones pretended to laugh their butts off, on cue, Obama cracked his rehearsed comedy line of, "Hey, yuck yuck, I think there's a difference between a Hillary/Obama ticket and an Obama/Hillary ticket," (audience roars with cue card laughter at Obama's intellectual acumen), and then both Democratic candidates fell all over themselves, fondling each other's arms, and uttering their pre-planned lines of dramatic surprise, "Oh gosh-a-roonie, who'd of thunk of that:  a 'Dream Ticket' comprised of both of us socialists?"

   Somebody bring the barf bag.

   Finally, after delivering their last pre-planned, lovey-dovey punch line of a 'Dream Ticket', both candidates stood up, whispered in each other's ears, stripped off their clothes, and made mad passionate love on the podium while the I-rated audience ("I" for Idiot) roared their approval.

  What a show, folks, what a show.  I give it a Two Popcorn rating out of Five.  This fake Democratic debate should receive an Oscar for Best Political Comedy of The Year. -- FM Duck

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