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Offers Israeli PM Pork Chops Laced with Cyanide
Washington, DC -- Whoa, girl friends, pull up the barn floor, shut up, and
pour yourselves another hot cup of Rocket Java.
President Barack Obama
yesterday invited Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to dinner at the
White House and served him a hot dish of cyanide. "Yo, dude, welcome
to America. Here, drink this glass of spiked Kool-Aid," slap, slap,
right across the face.
What did Obama do?
He jumped onto
national TV yesterday while PM Netanyahu boarded his plane from Israel for
the US and announced that HE, Obama, thinks Israel should recapitulate all
the Israeli real estate from the 1967 10-day War against the Arabs -- who
tried to annihilate the Jews -- and bulldoze all the Israeli houses back to
Meanwhile, Obama's modest
school board acquaintances, Mr. &
Mrs. Ayers from the terrorist Weather Underground fame who blew up police
stations and the Pentagon in the 1970s, are piloting a flotilla of
pro-Palestinian fanatics toward Israel to protest the existence of the
Also meanwhile, President Obama is shoveling billions
of dollars of US taxpayer money as "foreign aid" -- yeah, "foreign aid,"
ha-ha -- to various Middle Eastern nations that are gunning down their own
citizens, money that will surely go to the Muslim Brotherhood Islamo-fanatics
for military arms and supplies so they can take over their respective
nations -- which are coincidentally all rioting in unison -- so the Islamo-fanatics
can create a Caliphate. No, Martha, that's not a new decaf drink from
body builders in California. A Caliphate is the Islamo-fanatics' vision
of their Fairytale religion's idea of Paradise on Planet Earth, where the
men get to beat women into submission.
Unfortunately, all of the
Earth's major religions are simply moral philosophical fairytales with
similar beliefs that some anthropomorphic omniscient rules, judges, and
interferes with all the actions of humans on planet Earth.
Disagreement between the several major fairytale religions revolve around
things such as: (1) Group A's fairytale says it's OK for them to knock
off all of the people in Group B, (2) Group B says they own the property
rights to a piece of barren desert in the Middle East they call The Holy
Land while Groups A and C claim those same real estate rights for
themselves, (3) all three major groups continually educate their children to
hate or distrust the other fairytale religions and all three groups are busy
worshipping physical idols including land, buildings, temples, walls, and
rocks. How brilliant!
If you were an extra-terrestrial human
from the Milky Way Galaxy -- in which the Billy Meier's ET contacts claim
there exist some 7.5 million different races of ET humans -- and you were
flying over and monitoring the actions of humans on planet Earth, you would
probably just shake your head in disbelief and say, "Been there, done that,
when will they ever learn?" And your only concern, as an ET human,
would probably be if Earth humans blow up enough nukes to destroy the entire
planet, how would that rip the space-time continuum for
our home planet in this, or other
dimensions, of all galaxies? And you would be correct.
why, according to ET humans from both our DERN Universe and a parallel DAL
Universe, they are here monitoring the actions of humans on Earth:
because it could affect other human life species connected to us in the
spiral arm of the Milky Way, other distant solar systems that the major
fairytale religions on Earth have no clue exist throughout our Universe.
Therefore, President Barack Obama, yesterday, has just moved planet Earth
closer to another World War, and this is a grave concern by others in our
Galaxy, a concern that Earth humans could stupidly affect -- through nuclear
explosions -- many other billions of ET humans in many other solar systems.
We are more connected through the space-time continuum than you might think.
If you think this is just science fiction, and that we are the only ones in
the Universe -- or that this scenario hasn't ever happened elsewhere in the
Universe -- you are extremely naive and should go bury yourself in one of
the major fairytale religions that are causing havoc on planet Earth.
72 virgins, my ass.
– FM Duck
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