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The Education Games
Washington, DC -- Welcome to The
Education Games. Like Susanne Collins' new book
The Hunger Games, America is now hosting
The Education Games. How does that
The setting is today, the Greatest Recession
in North America since 1933. Nobody is employed. Nobody is
allowed to trade, except with The District, and everybody is busy blaming
everybody else for their government-created predicament.
Those in charge live in The District of
Columbia, i.e. Washington DC. The District controls everything and
everybody. The District has inflated the paper currency, the dollar,
into oblivion. It's not worth shit. The District has caused a
third of Americans to lose the value of their homes, crashed all aspects of
the economy, and created massive unemployment all across what was once a
prosperous nation called the United States of America.
America is now called The Circus, short for
the old Roman term: Bread and Circuses, which refers to exactly what The
District is now doing to Americans: feeding them a lot of Government
Cookies (the Bread) to keep them fat, dumb, happy and continually slurping
down government-mandated, nationalized, unhealthy health pills.
The purpose of The
Education Games is not to educate but to keep all the unemployed
busy running around in the District's Education Folly Maze, a giant Circus
of pretended education.
Since a third of Americans have no job, and
are not likely to get one since all jobs and the Free Market have been
outlawed by The District, they are paid by The District to Race To The Top.
Race To The Top is President Barack Obama's version of former President
George Bush's Leave No Child Behind. Both federal programs have one
objective: to keep the masses in a perpetual state of re-educating
themselves to earn a different State Work Permit so they can pretend to look
for the same type of job that someone else is busy re-educating themselves
out of -- so that they, too, can pretend to be looking for a different job
that has also been prohibited by The District.
Meanwhile, everybody collects government
Forever because there is no end to
The Education Games. It's a big
government con. It's a big Circus so The District can keep everybody
under control, working only for The District. It's a clever way to get
rid of the Free Market.
Only two types of Americans are wandering
around in The Education Games: (1)
kids required to attend The District's Race To The Top from kindergarten
through high school, and (2) jobless adults with no college degree, or yes
their college degree is a Bachelor's, a Master's, or a Phd in Profession ABC
who are now working toward a pretended education in Profession DEF.
Those who already possess a State Work Permit for Profession DEF or GHI or
XYZ or Whatever are busy re-educating themselves for a State Work Permit for
Profession ABC, for which we already know that no jobs exist.
So why bother?
Because you have to stay in
The Education Games to stay alive.
How do you stay alive with no money?
Easy. The District's central bankers, The Federal Circus Reserve makes
a lot of money printing up District Funny Money to loan to all of the
"students" in The Education Games,
because it costs $200,000 to re-educate yourself for the four years it takes
to get another ridiculous State Work Permit, for which there are no jobs
because The District has outlawed all jobs -- except special District jobs
for their friends and relatives living in Washington DC, The District of
If you leave The
Education Games, you face unemployment and starvation. So
students stay in The Games, running up a huge debt to the Federal Circus
Reserve that they hope to never have to repay... somehow.
It's dog eat dog. Students are now
slitting each other's throats to get the limited number of State Work
Permits, even though there are no jobs for those Work Permits, except
limited District jobs. That's just part of
The Education Games, too. Fighting for nothing. The
goal for many is to not leave The Education Games.
The goal is just to stay alive with government education loans since nobody
has to pay their loan back until they "graduate" and leave The Games for
what few District jobs exist.
So everybody, young and old, just stays in
The Education Games for the free food,
free drinks, free gladiator football games every Saturday, borrowing money
from The District until they get old and die or else graduate into The
District's next game: Social Security and Medicare Games. The
official paperwork for Social Security and Medicare alone is enough to kill
off anybody left over from The Education Games.
What a freaking Circus America has turned
Today, there are no individuals; only gangs
fighting it out in The District's official Games.
No freedoms, no private property, no love,
no hate, no feelings, no thinking, no fresh air, no anything. There
are only The Games. The Inflated Dollar Games, The Jobless Games,
The Education Games, The Hunger Games, The
Social Security Games, The Medicare Games. There are probably Death
Panel Funeral Games that we don't know about yet.
It's all Bread and Circuses. And you
are the dead meat thrown by The District into a series of nothing but
suicidal government Games. Good freaking luck!
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