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Issues Pink Slips to US Congress
Nov 21, 2014
Washington, DC --
In a sweeping gesture of
Executive action, Emperor Obama issued pink slips to all 535 members of the
US Congress. 100 US Senators and 435 US Representatives of what used to be
the US Congress were terminated from their public service jobs last night as
Emperor Obama stepped up to the podium in the Oval Office on national TV and
summarily fired their asses. “I have a pen, and I have a phone,”
declared Emperor Obama as he issued his 1 millionth Executive Order which
effectively dissolves the US Congress and thus all legislative power of that
now defunct body. Ipso facto, Emperor Obama has, therefore, dissolved the
US Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence, and
the Federalist Papers since these documents no longer apply to the checks
and balances and explicit duties of the previous three branches of
government as stated in the now also defunct US Constitution.
In addition to
dissolving the US Congress, Emperor Obama, de facto, also dissolved the
Judicial Branch of government since there is now no legislation for the US
Supreme Court to adjudicate, i.e. determine whether said legislation is
constitutional or not.
implication of Emperor Obama’s issuance of pink slips to all 535 members of
Congress is a pink slip for each of the previous United State’s 50
individual state governors who now sit unconstitutionally as heads of each
state, there being no US Constitution and therefore no US states. If there
are no 50 individual states, then none of those states have legitimate state
legislatures. All the Senators and Representatives of New York, California,
Idaho, Vermont, and the other 46 states have no constitutional functions any
longer. There is no longer a United States; there is only a North American
continent -- with no borders.
A third implication
of dissolving the US Congress, all state legislatures and all state
governors is that there is no longer any need for Primary or General
Elections at the national, state, or local levels. City mayors are out. No
more school boards. No more meter maids. No more dog catchers. Why?
Because there is no legal basis for any other branch of government –
national, state, county, city or Girl Scouts – except a national Executive
A fourth, and more
important, implication of dissolving the US Congress is that the Age of
Enlightenment never existed. The individual no longer has inherent
individual rights obtained from Nature or God, no private property rights,
no free market of voluntary exchange, and no real medium of economic
exchange. Individuals, as in the Dark Ages, now obtain the rights to their
own minds, bodies and souls from Emperor Obama, who is now the government.
In fact, there is only
one branch of government left in the United States: Valerie Jarrett and her
husband, Karl Marx.
-- FM Duck
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